![]() ![]() “When I die, I want my tombstone to offer free WIFI, just so people will visit more often.”ģ0. “Math the only place where people buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why…”Ģ9. “If we’re not mean to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”Ģ8. ![]() ![]() “When you have a good heart: you help too much, you trust too much, you give too much, you love too much, and it always seems like you’re the one who gets hurt the most.”Ģ7. “Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.”Ģ6. “If Dorothy can click her heels together and get to Kansas then why can’t I click my flip flops together and get to the beach?”Ģ5. “I will slap you so hard even Google wont be able to find you”Ģ4. I have to talk to myself about this, hold on….”Ģ3. “I’m not crazy, I’m just special! ….no, wait…. My “Stupid people” filter needs cleaning and my “Give a damn” batteries have run out.”Ģ2. “Attention! I am out of order until further notice. “The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I don’t need to write it down, I’ll remember it”” Hilarious Minions Quotes | funny memes – funny imagesĢ1. “Sometimes, I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it.”Ģ0. Stand still, don’t blink, don’t answer, don’t even breathe. “If a woman says, “Do what you want,” do not do what you want. “I am in one of those moods where I just want to throw a book at someone’s face and be like: “I Facebooked you.””ġ8. “Don’t give me your attitude unless you want mine!!”ġ7. “I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like: “Just kidding””ġ6. And then picks up the sword and fights again.”ġ5. A strong person is one who is quiet and sheds tears for a moment. “A strong person is not the one who doesn’t cry. “If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.”ġ4. “I spent my entire childhood wishing I was older now I’m older… and it sucks”ġ3. “If sleep is good for the brain, why is it not allowed in school?”ġ2. “Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but I think it’s only fair to give me some and let me learn that lesson myself.” Top Hilarious Minions Quotes | funny memes – funny picturesġ1. “Do you ever wake up in the morning and just think ‘No, I’m not ready for this shit’”ġ0. ![]()
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